Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
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Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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