Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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