Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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