you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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