How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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