Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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