Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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