so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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