Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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