Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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