so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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