True but thats because hes a fetus.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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