my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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