but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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