I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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