normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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