My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
