It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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