i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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