turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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