U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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