what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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