My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
A bitchslap is in order.
Pooping to opera.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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