So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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