how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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