Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
oh god was she eating orange peels again
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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