I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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