We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
These tits shall not be calmed
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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