The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I am available for nakedness
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Randomize
