Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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