Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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