no. you can't hotbox the world.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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