the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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