I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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