we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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