whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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