We're like a lot better than the average bears
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
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He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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