Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Pants are for mortals
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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