Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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