If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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