On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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