Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
