I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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