He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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