Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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