I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
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really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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