Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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