suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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