i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize