Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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