I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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