member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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