ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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