what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Randomize
