FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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