How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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