If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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