just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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