So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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