Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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