Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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