If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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